Welcome to Mattthejackass' Blog

2006-05-12T18:32:00.000Z

What do you think of my new PC case? I think it looks great, the only problem being that with these new fans I got its rather noisey, anyway mmm... blue lights.

2006-05-10T23:42:00.000Z

Microsoft Word can go to hell, I forgot how much I love my mac due to the fact that there is no FUCKING paperclip. I managed to get my PC fixed and I instantly regreted installing word.

2006-05-06T22:06:00.000Z

I love this video, makes me laugh every time, hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

"Live long and prosper bitch"

2006-05-05T12:37:00.000Z

Platinum award goes to Fallons Balls film for Sony Bravia

I just love this advert so much

2006-05-05T12:25:00.000Z

Mummy, want a wii, no wait, I want a playstation 9!!!

2006-05-01T20:13:00.000Z

My favourite Advert: Cog - Honda

2006-04-29T22:32:00.000Z

Sony "TINY" Micro Vault USB Memory Pen Drive

The new Micro Vault "Tiny" is Sony's smallest USB flash drive with a fun, fashionable design and colour-coded capacities. Measuring roughly ½ inch wide and just over one inch in length, the drive offers storage capacities of 256MB to 2GB, and plugs directly into standard USB ports.
It comes complete with strap and case and the 3x virtual expander allows you to store up to 3 times that of the pens memory, hence:

256MB = 768MB
512MB = 1.5GB
1GB = 3GB
2GB = 6GB

2006-04-28T16:51:00.000Z

The sanity of my friends

This is Josh, he likes to stab people

I for one am worried about his mental health, after all he took this picture himself...

2006-04-27T21:43:00.000Z

Monty Python Skit: The black Knight

2006-04-27T10:06:00.000Z

The Thames is awash with cocaine

as Londoners snort more than 150,000 lines of the class A drug every day.

The figure is 15 times higher than official Home Office statistics and equates to four out of every 100 people regularly taking cocaine, or up to 250,000 of the capital's six million residents.

Londoners snort over 150,000 lines of cocaine a day

An investigation by the Sunday Telegraph found that, after cocaine had passed through users' bodies and sewage treatment plants, an estimated 2kg - 80,000 lines - of the drug went into the river each day.

Anti-drug campaigners said last night that the findings showed that cocaine use was a ticking "health-care time bomb" and called for the Government to take drastic action.

The Thames investigation, the first of its kind in Britain, was conducted by scientists using the latest technology. It is regarded as the most accurate large-scale drug-detection method available.

Britain's illicit cocaine trade, estimated to be worth £352.8 million a year, is thought to have caused 139 deaths in 2002, the last year of available figures - a seven-fold rise on the 1996 figure of 19.

Doctors fear that, with little routine testing for the drug in heart attack and stroke cases, the real toll may be much higher.

2006-04-27T00:47:00.000Z

Ponty Python - French Castle

2006-04-25T22:04:00.000Z

The next ipod

We all know it's coming, apple will be announcing their new ipod sometime near the end of May, how do I know this? I know this because I'm getting an ipod for my birthday (22nd of may) and knowing my luck the next ipod will come out on the 23rd.

I had a look around at all the many artist impressions of the new ipod and found these most accurately portray my vision.

2006-04-25T09:05:00.000Z

Online Reviews

Many of you probably buy allot of your electrical products online, after all it's cheaper than in town and saves allot of time. I also assume that allot of you also check customers comments on the product if you're not sure which product to buy. I normally go by what other customers say, however not with this review, guess why...

2006-04-25T00:04:00.000Z

Ok, I think I'm getting used to this blog thing, my html skills are however rather grim. I’ve yet to think of what this blog is going to be about, any ideas will be greatly appreciated and comments will be considered and if appropriate, acted upon.

I went on tinypic random image generater as i always do when I'm bored and looking for inspiration and found this. Bloody crazy ass Japanese, oooh which reminds me, my Final Major Project (FMP) is on Canada. Anyway yeah I'm friends with quiet a few Japanese students, well ok I'm not, my girlfriend is and I just sort of stand around not really knowing what to say... Hey! just like right now! I think I just need some sleep, gimme 6hrs and I'll come back and give this blog thing another hard beating.

Just another day

2006-04-24T16:13:00.000Z

Today marks the birth of this blog, I know how monumental is that!? Anyway... well apart from spelling things wrong all the time and using incorrect grammar mainly out of incompetence, but I like to think it's just pure negligence. That’s right, despite my extraordinary lack of spelling aptitude I enjoy use big words, it makes me feel special, plus it means you can have more to complain about when ever I post.

However occasionally I will spell the odd word right, when this happens do not threat, as I'm rarely a comma away from another situation of my "negligence", enough of my ranting, let the blog begin!